[BrianWall-ChessList] International Master Andrei Petelin from Saint Petersburg, Russia demolished by Seeing Double Drunken Penguin Attack in 27 moves

[Brian Wall]

Information about APetelin(IM) (Last disconnected Fri May 29 2009 04:09):

              rating [need] win  loss  draw total   best
Wild            1818  [6]     1     6     1     8
Loser's         1807  [6]     0     2     0     2
Bughouse        1765  [6]     1     7     0     8
Crazyhouse      1765  [6]     1     3     0     4
Bullet          2105  [8]  2976  2961   256  6193   2415 (25-Oct-2000)
Blitz           2347  [8]  4205  4569   564  9338   2705 (14-Jul-2000)
Standard        2292  [6]     1     1     1     3
5-minute        2206       5219  4412   665 10296   2404 (15-May-2008)
1-minute        2020       6999  6858   390 14247   2251 (27-Dec-2007)

 1: Andrei Petelin, IM, Russia(St.Petersburg)

 Groups : IMs
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[Event "ICC 5 0"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2009.05.29"]
[Round "-"]
[White "B-Wall"]
[Black "APetelin"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ICCResult "Black resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2259"]
[BlackElo "2206"]
[Opening "Amar (Paris) opening, Seeing Double Drunken Penguin Attack"]
[ECO "A00"]
[NIC "VO.16"]
[Time "04:04:21"]
[TimeControl "300+0"]

1. Nh3 d5 2. Rg1 e5 3. Na3 Nc6 4. Rb1

Bringing one knight out to the rim and declining my castling priviliges
on just one side of the board against a titled player hardly seems
sporting but maybe if I do it on both sides of the board they might
last 30 moves. The Rooks act as deterrents against Bishop takes Horsie.
I save a lot of time by premoving my Rooks.


4 ... Nf6 5. c3

In order to free f4 for my King's Knight

5 ... Bc5!  6. Nc2!

This weird square for my Knight eventually confuses Andrei.

6 ...  O-O 7. d4 Bd6 8.e3!

Trying to hunker down against IM
Petelin's classical development


8 ...  Re8 9. Be2 Bf5

Petelin's position looks like a Christmas postcard
with snowy evergreens underscoring a smoking chimney.
My position looks like the twisted emotional wreckage
of a serial killer's excuses.


10. Bd2 exd4!  11. cxd4!  Bxh2


It's not just me that turns every position into an
h-file Fishing Pole mating attack. I do have help.


12. Rh1!   The picture of fresh hope    Bd6!  13. Kf1!!

The best square for the King in a Fishing Pole


13 ...  h6 14. Rc1!

Hard to remember why I moved
to b1 in the first place.
Oh yeah, Jack Daniels.
That self-correcting type move
is typical drunken behavior.


14 ... Ne7 15. Nf4

This maneuver is fully explained in Anthea's Crab video
1900 views.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJYWk2CMYpw


15 ... Bxf4!  16. exf4!  Qd7 17. Be3 Bg4 18. f3 Ng6??

The International Master thought he was
cleverly unveiling an attack on e3


19. fxg4!   Rxe3??


Apparently Andrei has been matching me at home,
shot for shot. Apparently he thinks my Knight
is on the normal square c3


20. Nxe3!! Nxf4!!  21. Bf3

Basic strategy for winning with extra material
1 - Trade down
2 - Put every piece in play
3 - Sac back


21 ... Re8 22. Qd2 Ne4 23. Bxe4

Rule 1

23 ... Rxe4!  24. Nf5?

24  Rc2!!  is better due to
24  Nf5?  Qb5+  25  Kg1  Ne2+
regaining some material

24 ...  Ne6?  25. Nxh6+!!!

Rule 3

25 ...  gxh6? 26.  Qxh6!!

h-file attack = checkmate


26 ...  Qb5+ 27. Kg1!

mate in 4


 {Black resigns} 1-0
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[Event "ICC 5 0"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2009.05.29"]
[Round "-"]
[White "B-Wall"]
[Black "APetelin"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ICCResult "Black resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2259"]
[BlackElo "2206"]
[Opening "Amar (Paris) opening, Seeing Double Drunken Penguin Attack"]
[ECO "A00"]
[NIC "VO.16"]
[Time "04:04:21"]
[TimeControl "300+0"]

1. Nh3 d5 2. Rg1 e5 3. Na3 Nc6 4. Rb1 Nf6 5. c3 Bc5 6. Nc2 O-O 7. d4 Bd6 8.
e3 Re8 9. Be2 Bf5 10. Bd2 exd4 11. cxd4 Bxh2 12. Rh1 Bd6 13. Kf1 h6 14. Rc1
Ne7 15. Nf4 Bxf4 16. exf4 Qd7 17. Be3 Bg4 18. f3 Ng6 19. fxg4 Rxe3 20. Nxe3
Nxf4 21. Bf3 Re8 22. Qd2 Ne4 23. Bxe4 Rxe4 24. Nf5 Ne6 25. Nxh6+ gxh6 26.
Qxh6 Qb5+ 27. Kg1 {Black resigns} 1-0
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