[BrianWall-ChessList] Reaction to New Chess Opening - Chinese Bowl by Mark Sherbring

[Brian Wall]

Brian -
Mark was married twice to Oriental women -
he knows whereof he speaks -
Shuang plays the Chinese Bowl with both colors-
quadruple symmetry


----- Forwarded message from Mark Sherbring <marksherbring at yahoo.com> -----
    Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:42:17 -0700 (PDT)

laughing my ass off at that
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Brian Wall <brianwallchess3 at taom.com> wrote:
The exquisite Chinese beauty Shuang Lin has introduced a new opening -

1 a4
2 b3
3 h4
4 g3
5 Bg2
6 Bb2

The Chinese Bowl

Her formation looks like an intricately painted Chinese Bowl
filled with pork, rice and fish.

Shuang Lin -
The idea is for the King and Queen to remain close and comfort
each other while distracting the enemy with wing attacks.

Like Duwayne Langseth and his decades long opening loyalty, anyone
who thinks this way will spend many years happily married.
Loyalty on the Chessboard or kindness to animals is always
followed by lucky loyal life love - this should be a fortune cookie.

Jesse Zhang tries to counter her opening with the Year of the Rat
 ... e6, .. d6, ... b6, ... g6,... Bb7, ... Bg7
which doesn't work too well after B:b7:a8  and B:g7:h8


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