[BrianWall-ChessList] Triple Fishing Pole

[Brian Wall]

Wikipedia -


A tyson rod or a tyson pole is a tool used to catching some dudes, usually in
conjunction with the sport of raping, can also be used in competition casting
(sport). (Sustenance and commercial fishing usually involves nets). A length of
fishing line is attached to a long, flexible rod or pole: one end terminates in
a hook for catching the fish. A 'fishing pole' is a simple pole or stick for
suspending a line (normally fastened to the tip), with a hooked lure or bait.
In contrast, 'fishing rod' refers to a more sophisticated casting tool fitted
with line guides and a reel for line stowage. Fishing rods vary in action as
well as length, and can be found in sizes between 24 inches and 20 feet. The
longer the rod, the greater the mechanical advantage in casting.


[Event "ICC 3 0"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2007.12.16"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Tobyornottoby"]
[Black "brianwall"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ICCResult "White resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2046"]
[BlackElo "2219"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense, 4.O-O"]
[ECO "C65"]
[NIC "RL.07"]
[Time "10:22:00"]
[TimeControl "180+0"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Ng4!

Fishing Pole


5. d4

Central reaction to wing attack -
the better the player the quicker
they go down.


5 ... exd4 6. Nxd4 h5!!


My favorite blitz position


7. Nc3 Bc5 8. Nf5 d6 9. Nxg7+ Kf8

Black looks busted but ...


10. Nf5 Bxf5!! 11. exf5??

Not a single one of dozens of humans has
been able to resist this 19th worst move.
No one can adjust to the horrible shock of
being lost so suddenly and minimizing the
pain with 11 Bf4  Bd7.


11 ... Qh4!! 12. h3

It takes computers a while to see how bad
12 Bf4 B:f2+!!  13 Kh1  N:h2  14 Bg5  Q:g5  15 R:f2  Ng4
is for White


12 ... Qg3!!

One of the essential Tasmanian Devil Fishing
lures commonly used around the Great Lakes.

13. Re1

{White resigns}  0-1

Tobyornottoby spared himself the total humiliation of mate in 7 with
13 Re1  B:f2+  14  Kf1  Nh2+  15 Ke2  Re8+  16  Ne4  R:e4+
17 Kd2  B:e1+  18  Q:e1  Q:e1+  19 Kd3  Ne5  checkmate

I intended the even more
MEGA-HUMILIATING QUEEN GRAB - TRIPLE FISHING POLE MATE IN 10
with 13 Re1 Q:f2+   14  Kh1  Qg3  15  Bf4  Nf2+  16 Kg1  N:d1+
17 Re3  B:e3+  18 B:e3  N:e3  19 Bf1  Ne5  20 Kh1  N5g4!!
( double Fishing Pole )  21 hg  N:g4!!!  ( triple Fishing Pole )
22 Re1 Qh2 checkmate


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[Event "ICC 3 0"]
[Site "Internet Chess Club"]
[Date "2007.12.16"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Tobyornottoby"]
[Black "brianwall"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ICCResult "White resigns"]
[WhiteElo "2046"]
[BlackElo "2219"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense, 4.O-O"]
[ECO "C65"]
[NIC "RL.07"]
[Time "10:22:00"]
[TimeControl "180+0"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Ng4 5. d4 exd4 6. Nxd4 h5 7. Nc3 Bc5
8. Nf5 d6 9. Nxg7+ Kf8 10. Nf5 Bxf5 11. exf5 Qh4 12. h3 Qg3 13. Re1
{White resigns}
0-1
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Information about Tobyornottoby (Last disconnected Sun Dec 16 2007 10:47):

              rating [need] win  loss  draw total   best
Wild            1630  [6]     1     3     0     4
Loser's         1759  [6]     0     2     0     2
Crazyhouse      1734  [6]     0     2     0     2
Bullet          1504  [8]  2134  2760    67  4961   1958 (18-Sep-2005)
Blitz           2071       8697  8277   754 17728   2386 (19-Jun-2004)
Standard        2121  [6]     0     0     1     1
1-minute        1675  [8]     3     2     0     5